Introducing the revolutionary Microfiber Umbrella, the first umbrella that doesn't just keep you dry, it gets wet for you.
Crafted from ultra-absorbent microfiber, this game-changing canopy doesn't repel rain, it embraces it.
Whether you're strolling through a drizzle or a full-blown storm, it soaks up the drops like a champ, leaving the sidewalk (and your conscience) cleaner than ever.
When the skies clear, flip it inside out and detail your car, buff your windows, or dry off a small dog. Featuring our DripLock™ handle and RapidEvap™ quick-dry technology (results may vary), this umbrella is as multifunctional as it is mildly inconvenient.
Perfect for people who love innovation, sarcasm, and the smell of wet fabric, the Microfiber Umbrella is the perfect blend of form, function, and questionable logic.
Order now, because who needs waterproof when you can have absorbent?
Forget water repellency. This umbrella absorbs every drop, on purpose.
Crafted with premium microfiber technology, the canopy doesn’t just shield you from rain, it drinks it up like a thirsty towel at a car wash.
Whether you’re caught in a drizzle or a downpour, this umbrella ensures the ground beneath you stays drier than ever.
Thanks to our RapidEvap™ Moisture Diffusion Layer (which may or may not exist), the Microfiber Umbrella goes from sopping wet to mildly damp in just 6 to 48 hours, depending on how sunny it is and whether you remember to open it up and leave it outside.
Tired of umbrellas that stay wet forever? Ours…eventually dries. That’s innovation you can wait for.
Tired of having to dry your car and then dry yourself? Why not do both?
Use it in the rain, then flip it open post-storm to buff your windows, polish your hood, or give your dashboard a loving wipe. It’s the first umbrella designed to turn precipitation into preparation.
Ditch your boring water-repellent umbrella and embrace the future of intentional saturation.
The Microfiber Umbrella is here to absorb expectations, and a whole lot of rain.
Buy now before it sells out!
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Promote your brand while protecting your towels from wandering off with our property marking service - an affordable and professional looking solution to keep your towels in service.
By continuing with your order, you acknowledge and agree to the following:Our property-marked towels are printed with a repeating pattern, and logo placement may vary from towel to towel.
You’ve chosen between receiving an emailed digital proof for a detailed review of your design at an additional cost of $20, or allowing our print team to use your uploaded file to prepare your order for printing.
We do not accept returns for printed property marked towels.
